Fancy meeting you here.

I'm Anson. I was born and raised in Utah, but I will soon be based in New York. I graduated from BYU with a degree in Musical Dance Theater. That degree can't get me a real job, so if you don't cast me I'm gonna be out on the streets. Do with that what you will. I grew up with 8 siblings and 4 parents (not polygamist for the record) so I'm VERY good at sharing. You can find everything you want and don't want to know about me on this website.

Let's start with what you don't want to know: I have a strong aversion to wet bread, an anxious attachment style, and I'm legally blind. I'm a great brusher but a terrible flosser. 70% of my clothes are women's. Also, I tend to overshare.

Now here's what you may want to know: I am generally well-liked, I look taller than I am, and I flirt with everyone I meet. I have an incredibly attractive wife that you can meet if you befriend me. I also care more about everything than everyone else. I'm excited to meet you!